Riding in cars with Little Boys: #1

The blog is still undergoing a little makeover but lately I've been having these conversations with the boys that... it would just be downright selfish to not share. 

So, I've decided to start a new series called "Riding in Cars with  Little Boys" because that seems to be the time that Elliot and Ethan both have their moments of brilliance or decide that they want to talk about everything and anything.

Don't take my word for it... read on:

On Cooties: 
Elliot: "Mom, do you have cooties?"
Me: "No. Mom's don't have cooties."
Elliot: "My friend says girls have cooties."
Me: "They do. How do you get cooties?"
Elliot: "You get cooties in High School when a girl who isn't your friend walks by and throws them on you."
Me: "...Good to know."

On Babies & Grandmas:
{Elliot was asking about 'who was my grandma' and it eventually led to me trying to explain that when he has children I would be there grandma}
Elliot: "I don't have any children."
Me: "Nope. Not till you are 30."
Elliot: "I can't have children because I don't have a girl to put a little boy in."
(My eyes bugged out and I tried not to hysterically laugh since he said this with such innocence)
Me: "Not till you are 30."

*I like how he assumes he can only have boys.

Lagniappe (A little extra)

Ethan: "Can I have some Shake Milk?"
Nina: "Is he asking for a milk shake?"
Me: "Yep."
Nina: "Haha Are you going to tell him it's Milk shake?"
Me: "Nope."

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